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“How are you doing?” said a young guy bumping into his friend at the bar.
“I was fine…until last night.”
“Why? What happened?” Continue reading
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“How are you doing?” said a young guy bumping into his friend at the bar.
“I was fine…until last night.”
“Why? What happened?” Continue reading


ME FIRST!
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. Continue reading
Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning.
A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heterony
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce. Continue reading
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words, COMPLETE and FINISHED.
In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
Here is his astute answer…
“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!”
He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado Rum.

By Brian McFadden’s “The Strip” in the New York Times, August 7, 2011
This is a hell of a thing!
Someone actually did one better than Disneyland .
No chance of a tropical storm here! Incredible pictures show luxury resort complete with sandy beaches, palm trees and clear blue water…inside enormous German hangar surrounded by snow.

Luxury: With sandy beaches, clear blue water and palm trees, this looks like a spectacular sun-kissed resort Continue reading